

Next up they remind you how bad they are at driving mechanics.

No less than 20 minutes into the game I’m walking down the street and this pimp is beating up one of his girls. Not quite the badass we envisioned from seeing the commercials of pimps. And the higher statused items happen to be women’s clothing.Īll I’m saying is this is the second time my girlfriend walked in on me wearing girl’s clothes in this game and it’s just not looking good. Now they have this status called “Status” or something. So you are in prison and you have to break out.Īnnoyingly any time you have a friend with you you are either about to “Abandon him” or he will get stuck in a door that he won’t let you pass.Īfter you break out the first order of business is getting dressed. My challenge is to make a character that closely resembles me. So I load up and I’m immediately shown a character creator. Let’s call this the Saints Row 2 review with the tag line “before they were hitting each other with purple dildos… they ruled the Row.”

I never bought Saints Row 1… I’m not sure why.īut both of these games purchased on sale (2 and 3) were never played and here I am finally jumping into Saints Row 2. For whatever reason I felt a need to purchase Saints Row 2 to catch up on my Saints Row for Saints Row The Third.
